Hi, my name is Martie, and I want to be your Avon lady! Never mind that I’m already your Flaxie Hug Lady, your hairdresser gear lady, and your blogger lady. I like being lots of ladies!
Ok, that sounded weird. Although, I have been accused of having multiple personalities before.
Coach never can figure out if I’m happy lady, sad lady, crabby lady, tired lady, lovey lady, or leavmethehellalone lady. I guess that applies to most of us ladies, though, eh? Hee hee!
Your New Avon Lady
I digress. So, I’m an Avon representative now! I know that’s just as exciting for you as it is for me. If it’s not, I’m just going to pretend that it is. You may have noticed my cute little Avon lady banner that’s been hanging out in the sidebar. Guys, I’m really pumped! This is my second time to be an Avon lady (the first time I was really too young to be considered a lady, but whatever), and I’m already enjoying it more than before. All the Avon classics are still holding their own, and the new stuff is pretty amazing. You can still get your beloved Skin So Soft, and you can also get products to erase lines and wrinkles like never before (check out the Anew line)!
What I’m most excited about is the makeup. Y’all should have known that! There are so many more eye shadows to choose from, and they’re more pigmented than ever. There’s a foundation for every skin type! The lipsticks are incredible, the glosses are super-shiny, and they even have a gel finish nail polish! It’s like having my own private makeup store, which is quite possibly very, very dangerous (for Coach’s and my bank account). Getting my new Avon brochure is like Christmas morning every time!
Sharing My Knowledge
How does this benefit you? I’m a (retired) makeup artist, and I’ve worked with tons of different brands, hundreds of skin types, and helped with all kinds of needs when it comes to makeup. Not only can I sell you amazing Avon makeup, but I can also help you determine which products are right for you! I know my color wheel, ladies and gents (yes, some gents wear makeup, and I’m on board with that). I can help you create the perfect makeup and skin care regiment for your skin type, tone, and lifestyle. That really gets me excited! In my opinion, it also makes me the perfect Avon lady.
Alright, so nobody is perfect,
including most especially me. But I am here for you, and I’d love to help you choose the right products for the needs that you have.
As your Avon lady, not only do I get to go out into my community and share the latest Avon brochure, the deals and steals, and my shining, happy face, but I also get to share the Avon love with anyone and everyone who shops online! I have my own Avon eStore, where you can shop from the comfort of your own couch (or, let’s be real, bed), and have your Avon favorites shipped right to your door. Shipping is free on orders of $40 or more, and there’s almost always a coupon code to add to your savings!
I’d love to have you join my Avon email list! To encourage you to do so, I’m doing a giveaway. This delicious-smelling body care trio is going out to one lucky (U.S. resident) subscriber. It’s the Cherry Blossom Shower Gel, Body Spray, and Body Lotion (a $24 value)! The easiest way to enter the giveaway is to visit my Avon eStore and open an account with me, making sure to submit your email address. This way I’ll be able to send you my weekly email and share what’s new, what’s on sale, and what I think you just gotta try. You can choose your preferences for the amount of emails you receive when you subscribe so you won’t get any more than you want. And in true Martie fashion, I’ll try my best to make the emails I send entertaining. Y’all know I can do that.
Once I see that you have subscribed, I’ll enter your name in the hat to win the body care set! The contest ends Monday 8/8/16, and I’ll announce the winner on Facebook, and here on the blog, on Tuesday. If you win, and you live in these United States, I’ll ship the 3-piece set to you myself, lovingly packaged and complete with a few Avon samples. If you’re local, I’ll hand deliver it the same way! Service with a smile! 🙂 Everyone loves a giveaway, right?
I’ll leave you with this:
That’s me, all decked out in my Avon face.
Here’s a close-up selfie of my eye makeup, just so you can see how luscious my lashes are.
And, the real me, letting you know that being an Avon lady is boss! No, wait, I’m the boss!
I have a medium skin tone, and a Florida tan. I’m also very dry. I have hazel eyes and brown hair, and I desperately need my eyebrows waxed. Here’s what I used:
Face: Ideal Flawless BB Beauty Balm Cream in Medium, Ideal Luminous Blush in Heavenly Pink. Eyes: True Color Eyeshadow Quad in Romantic Mauves, Supershock Max Mascara in Waterproof, Glimmersticks Waterproof Eyeliner in Blackest Night, softened with a little of the darkest eyeshadow color and the Avon Pro Eyeliner Brush. Lips: Ultra Color Lipstick in Cozy Mauve.
If you have any questions, comment on this post or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I’m happy to help you choose the right shades for your skin tone, or the skin care line that will benefit you the most. Be beautiful!
X,O,X,O, Martie the Avon Lady