In light of the date on the calendar, I’m doing something a little different. I may not have a monumental prank to pull on you, but I can’t let April Fools Day pass without fooling around a little…it’s just who I am.
You say laughing cow, I say leaning cow.
This is what’s known as “farm foreplay”.
Maybe I’m the weirdo for taking so many pictures. Can they get you for doggie porn?
That thing looks like my hair in the mornings! But, much like my hair, you have to get closer to really appreciate its
May your loved ones fill your sugar dish with salt, may you trick all your coworkers into believing you’re leaving your job to go work at a strip club, and may you pee on saran wrap at least once today!
Happy April Fool’s Day, you fools! 🙂